{"id":66,"date":"2005-02-05T20:47:55","date_gmt":"2005-02-06T01:47:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/auroralux.net\/blog\/?p=66"},"modified":"2005-02-05T20:59:52","modified_gmt":"2005-02-06T01:59:52","slug":"spoon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fhmiv.net\/blog\/2005\/02\/05\/spoon\/","title":{"rendered":"Spoon!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Lizzie has a new favorite toy, I tell you, The Tick would be proud, it is <a href=\"\/soundbite\/t_spoon.wav\">SPOON<\/a>! I don&#8217;t know how this happened, but mealtimes have gotten much more entertaining, going something like this:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Spoon is loaded with soft food item, such as crushed apples and plums<\/li>\n<li>Spoon of soft food item is, through guile and distraction, placed inside Lizzie&#8217;s mouth<\/li>\n<li>Some portion of the soft food item, ranging from 10% to 100%, winds up on her face or clothes<\/li>\n<li>She grabs hold of the spoon and enthusiastically plays with it an amazingly long time<\/li>\n<li>Spoon is re-possessed by parental spoon-reloading unit<\/li>\n<li>Lizzie fusses stridently until she has again gained possession of spoon<\/li>\n<li>lather, rinse, repeat<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Today Andrea had plans to go out with a friend of hers. Lizzie had some cereal shortly before they headed out, and as they left the house, Lizzie retained very possessive control of her spoon; in fact Andrea says she played with it until they got to the bakery that was their destination today! I&#8217;ve rarely seen a single toy entertain her for that long, and how can a father not be proud when his daughter&#8217;s got such good taste in cartoons? <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lizzie has a new favorite toy, I tell you, The Tick would be proud, it is SPOON! I don&#8217;t know how this happened, but mealtimes have gotten much more entertaining, going something like this: Spoon is loaded with soft food &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/fhmiv.net\/blog\/2005\/02\/05\/spoon\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fhmiv.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fhmiv.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fhmiv.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fhmiv.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fhmiv.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=66"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/fhmiv.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fhmiv.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=66"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fhmiv.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=66"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fhmiv.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=66"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}