{"id":315,"date":"2008-11-25T07:51:33","date_gmt":"2008-11-25T12:51:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/auroralux.net\/blog\/?p=315"},"modified":"2008-11-25T07:51:33","modified_gmt":"2008-11-25T12:51:33","slug":"please-no-more-electrically-propelled-kids-toys","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fhmiv.net\/blog\/2008\/11\/25\/please-no-more-electrically-propelled-kids-toys\/","title":{"rendered":"Please, no more electrically-propelled kids toys"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I hope my kids never have any of those things. Every time I see an electric scooter go by, especially if it&#8217;s ridden by a kid who could obviously use some exercise, I can&#8217;t help think, &#8221;I could totally smoke that thing on my bicycle&#8221;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I hope my kids never have any of those things. Every time I see an electric scooter go by, especially if it&#8217;s ridden by a kid who could obviously use some exercise, I can&#8217;t help think, &#8221;I could totally smoke &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/fhmiv.net\/blog\/2008\/11\/25\/please-no-more-electrically-propelled-kids-toys\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fhmiv.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/315"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fhmiv.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fhmiv.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fhmiv.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fhmiv.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=315"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/fhmiv.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/315\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":378,"href":"https:\/\/fhmiv.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/315\/revisions\/378"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fhmiv.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=315"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fhmiv.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=315"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fhmiv.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=315"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}