{"id":249,"date":"2006-10-17T12:30:24","date_gmt":"2006-10-17T16:30:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/auroralux.net\/blog\/2006\/10\/17\/lessons-in-ironing\/"},"modified":"2006-10-17T12:31:02","modified_gmt":"2006-10-17T16:31:02","slug":"lessons-in-ironing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fhmiv.net\/blog\/2006\/10\/17\/lessons-in-ironing\/","title":{"rendered":"Lessons in Ironing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If I&#8217;m staying in a hotel and need to iron something, I always check the bottom of the iron to ensure it&#8217;s free from nasty things that might get on or even ruin my clothes. I&#8217;ve been saved a few times by checking, with the worst thing I found being a big old burr on the iron that would surely have ripped my shirt to shreds. I&#8217;m not, however, in the habit of checking the iron at home before I use it. I just make sure it&#8217;s got some water, plug it in, and go. Today my attire is following Plan B as a result. I spread my current favorite dress shirt on the ironing board so I could do the collar, then pushed the iron across the collar, watching from an almost out-of-body perspective as nasty black spooge spread behind the iron like a wake behind a boat. <\/p>\n<p>Andrea says it&#8217;s probably melted fabric from the various Halloween costumes she&#8217;s been working on. Our costumes are definitely a lot more creative and individual, not to mention nicer, than the ones you typically buy in a store as a result of her work, but I wonder, in a crafty household like ours, should we have a designated &#8220;craft&#8221; iron and another one reserved for nice things like work clothes and linen tablecloths? I&#8217;m pretty sure we&#8217;ll be able to get the spooge off my shirt, but it&#8217;s not the kind of surprise you need when you&#8217;re trying to get out the door. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If I&#8217;m staying in a hotel and need to iron something, I always check the bottom of the iron to ensure it&#8217;s free from nasty things that might get on or even ruin my clothes. I&#8217;ve been saved a few &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/fhmiv.net\/blog\/2006\/10\/17\/lessons-in-ironing\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[10,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fhmiv.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/249"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fhmiv.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fhmiv.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fhmiv.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fhmiv.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=249"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/fhmiv.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/249\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fhmiv.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=249"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fhmiv.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=249"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fhmiv.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=249"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}