{"id":202,"date":"2006-06-20T07:01:11","date_gmt":"2006-06-20T12:01:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/auroralux.net\/blog\/2006\/06\/20\/the-long-way\/"},"modified":"2006-06-20T07:01:11","modified_gmt":"2006-06-20T12:01:11","slug":"the-long-way","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fhmiv.net\/blog\/2006\/06\/20\/the-long-way\/","title":{"rendered":"The long way"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So <a href=\"http:\/\/trail.motionbased.com\/trail\/invitation\/accept.mb?senderPk.pkValue=22982&#038;unitSystemPkValue=2&#038;episodePk.pkValue=939255\">this<\/a> is what happens when an avid cyclist lives too close to work, knows he has too much yard work to do in the evening to justify going on a group ride, and is awakened at 5:40 AM by his dog sneezing repeatedly and then barking incessantly at something or other out the front window when he is kicked out of the bedroom for the sneezing. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So this is what happens when an avid cyclist lives too close to work, knows he has too much yard work to do in the evening to justify going on a group ride, and is awakened at 5:40 AM by &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/fhmiv.net\/blog\/2006\/06\/20\/the-long-way\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[8],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fhmiv.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/202"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fhmiv.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fhmiv.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fhmiv.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fhmiv.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=202"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/fhmiv.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/202\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fhmiv.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=202"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fhmiv.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=202"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fhmiv.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=202"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}